I forgot the hand sanitizer...

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Zipparah, Mr Zip, “Where me keys, where me phone” - Britain’s Got Talent 2012

11 year old: I really like the Hunger Games, I can't wait to see the movie!
me: have you read the books?
11 year old: no, this is the 21st century, no one reads books any more!!!
me:
jesus:
barack obama:
suzanne collins:
jk rowling:
cavemen:
the world:
aliens:
sweet-as-starbucks:

id fosset? that. LOL JK i’d tap that

sweet-as-starbucks:

id fosset? that. LOL JK i’d tap that

Reblog if you’re sick of seeing your face but you think you’re allowed to be sick of seeing your face because it’s your fucking face.

katnissthatismahogany:

You know what I’m saying?

Don’t think it’s sane how i’ve gone from being so annoyed/sad last week to being so happy this week. I’m not complaining!

Mary Poppins and Hairspray in one day…this is why i’m going to do rubbish at my degree.